Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Going to the Loo: The Untold Story (A Fictional Biography)

(This is dedicated to Micah, Kaye, and of course, Loo)



Loo: noun, \'lu\, plural loos. British informal. TOILET.

I apologize for any stereotypes and racist statements made here. If you have any problems, take it to the loo.


Loo is from China because he is Chinese
He is Chinese because he came from Xavier
He came from Xavier because he is rich
He is rich because he has a credit card account
He has a credit card account because he needs it for online memberships
He is a member because he likes 2 girls and 1 cup
He likes 2 girls and 1 cup because he loves porn
He loves porn because he watches it while studying
He is studying because he is Loo
And Loo is from China
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8 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 3:01 AM

    ang sabaaaaw!

    dapat into the loo nga yung title eh!!!! hahaha!

    (but at least special mention kami.)

    -micah

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  2. qwertFebruary 3, 2010 at 3:19 AM

    ang bading pakinggan pag ako nag post, tapos ang title, into the loo hahahahaha

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 3:24 AM

    WAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA =))
    PS. hindi ko kasi sinearch! haha!

    -kaye

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  4. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2010 at 4:38 AM

    epal! istorbo ng blog na ito!
    -Leo

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  5. qwertFebruary 3, 2010 at 4:40 AM

    to leo: ba't mo binasa kung naistorbo ka? hahahahaha


    to kaye: send mo sa kin link pag nakakita ka na hahahahaha

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2010 at 7:59 AM

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  7. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2010 at 8:02 AM

    HOLY SHIT. JOKE LANG.

    IT'S A PORN TUMBLR PALA. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A JOKE-POST.

    DONT OPEN IT!
    -MICAH

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  8. qwertFebruary 5, 2010 at 6:51 PM

    to micah: delete ko na lang, ikaw ha, tsk! tsk! hahahahahahaha

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