Living in the iWorld

It's 5:30 AM. You hear the sound of Careless Whisper breaking the morning silence. You stand up immediately thinking, "Holy shit! Someone's getting some action." Then you realize it was just your ialarm blaring to wake you up.

After rubbing your eyes and yawning for a couple of seconds, you go to the shower. Before taking a shower, you decide to do your own business. As you sit down on the itoilet's seat, Scream Aim Fire starts to play loudly; so loud that even your neighbors know someone's taking a shit. And for every plok sound that your crap makes when it makes contact with the water surface of your itoilet, you'd hear a plinky-plucky sound. After you're done making plinky-plucky music, you flush the itoilet and then it would say, "Thank you, come again!" (in Indian accent).

Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head would play as soon as you turn the knob of your ishower. And when you use your ishampoo/soap, you'd hear Tiny Bubbles. After taking a shower, you go to your room to change.


Then you hear the sound of interlude.


After drying yourself, you rummage through your drawer to look for a clean iunderwear. When you finally pick the one you like (fuschia is the new "in" color), you wear the iunderwear; then Dirty Little Secret starts to play. The iunderwear you're wearing has been used before but you say to yourself, "Ah fuck it. I'm already wearing the damn thing." So you just hit the snooze button. Then you start to put on your iclothes, which play I'm Too Sexy if they're too tight already.

You exit your room, prepared to go to school. But you decide to grab a quick bite first. You get some ifood and start to gobble it up. As you chew, Don't Hold Back plays inside your mouth. And when you're finally full, you take a moment to decide whether to brush your teeth. You know your breath could take down an elephant but you have an imouthwash anyway; it doesn't get rid of the smell but it plays First Breath After a Coma every time you breathe out; which is freaking awesome. You decide to brush your teeth. It's been almost a week since you last brushed your teeth; you've been relying too much on the imouthwash and people are now avoiding you. For every brush you do to your teeth, you would hear a whistle coming from your itoothbrush. The makers of itootbrush decided to put a whistling sound on the itoothbrush because no one in the world could whistle while brushing their teeth.

You leave you're house and see the street filled with people; cars are now obsolete. Everybody is now addicted to walking because the ishoes could produce different kinds of melody. The sound depends on the footfalls so the ishoes produces a unique sound for each user. Since the invention of the ishoes, people started to walk in a weird way. After listening to the sounds produced by the different ishoes, you start to walk and make a melody of your own.


And you hear the solo.


Then it fades away.